Sardar Jokes 2

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A Sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It's doubly interesting", said the Sardar. To start from the middle; keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.

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A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
"Abey *****! Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The Sardarji shouted back,
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

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A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body
was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to
have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly.The sardar liked the idea.
A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off
his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 kms!

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There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type
of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the
hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but
nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day.
A week passed but nobody turned up.
WHY ? -B'coz there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed"

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After the failure of their hotel they decided to start
an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing
equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars
waited that day for the first car to arrive butno car
entered their garage. WHY ?
B'coz their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the
good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier
Padmini running on CNG and began to look for
passengers. They drew past Church Gate but nobody
hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet
nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati
Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai
but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ?
B'coz all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.

************************************************** ***************************** All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb an
decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.
They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole
day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move
even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and
start the next day. The next day the story repeated
itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a
whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY ?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
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